56+ Polar Bear Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone
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GENERATE MORE POLAR BEAR JOKESWhy don’t polar bears get married?0
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They can’t bear the thought of getting their assets frozen in a divorce.
Why don't polar bears get married?0
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They can't bear the thought of icy in-laws!
Why did the polar bear get promoted at the ice factory?0
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He was the coolest at breaking the ice!
Why don't polar bears get married?0
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Because they can't stand their ice-laws!
What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?0
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Kicked out of the zoo immediately.
Why did the polar bear bring a ladder to the ice bar?0
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He heard the seals were on the rocks up high.
What did the polar bear say to the seal at the nightclub?0
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Let's break the ice together.
How do polar bears keep their fur so white?0
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By avoiding the Ursula Express hair color service.
Why did the polar bear break up with his girlfriend?0
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She was overbearing and always poking him in the ice-hole.
What do you call a polar bear with a career in stand-up comedy?0
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A stand-up polar bear-ician.
Why don't polar bears get married?0
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They can't bear the thought of having an ice queen for life!
What do you call a polar bear with a scandalous past?0
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A brrr-reaker of hearts!
Why did the polar bear blush at the party?0
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He saw the Arctic fox’s furry boots and lost his cool!
What’s a polar bear’s favorite pick-up line?0
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Is it hot out here, or are you just melting my ice cap?
Why are polar bears so good at dating?0
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They always break the ice!
Why did the polar bear break up with his girlfriend?0
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She was always giving him the cold shoulder.
Why did the polar bear bring a ladder to the pool?0
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He heard the water was ice-cold!
How do you start a party in the Arctic?0
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Just chill and lettuce have a polar-bear dance-off!
What did the polar bear say when she slid down the iceberg?0
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Wheeee, glacier to meet you!
Why did the polar bear break up with his girlfriend?0
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She was always ice-cold!
What do you call a group of polar bears in a hot tub?0
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A melt-in-ya-mouth party!
Why don't polar bears get married?0
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They prefer the thrill of the iceberg!
What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a skunk?0
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Frostbite with a smelly twist!
Why did the polar bear wear a fur coat to the party?0
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He didn't want to be 'bearly' dressed!
How do polar bears keep cool in the summer?0
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They have a 'fur'-nace installed!
Why did the polar bear wear a tuxedo to the dinner party?0
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He heard it was going to be a formal affair!
What do polar bears do when they get sad?0
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They drown their sorrows in an ice-cold drink!
How do polar bears keep cool during the summer?0
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They have a fur coat that would make any fashionista jealous!
Why are polar bears such good models?0
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They always strike a pawsome pose on the ice runway!
What's a polar bear's favorite type of party?0
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A snowball!
How do you stop a polar bear from charging?0
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You take away his credit card!
What do you call a polar bear at a rock concert?0
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An ice bear jamming out!
Why do polar bears never get lost?0
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Because they always have their ice-sickle with them!
What did the polar bear say when he slid down the iceberg?0
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Ice to meet you!
How do polar bears stay in shape?0
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They do the iceberg workout - chill and lift ice cubes!
Why did the polar bear always carry a spoon?0
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In case he met a chilly reception!
Why did the polar bear bring a flashlight to the party?0
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Because he heard the seals were lit!
How do polar bears keep cool in the summer?0
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They find a nice iceberg to chill on!
Why did the polar bear sleep all winter?0
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He was just trying to hibernate from his problems!
What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?0
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Lost!
Why did the polar bear ask for a refund at the zoo?0
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He felt like the seals weren't fresh enough!
What did the polar bear say when it saw the northern lights for the first time?0
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Ice-some!
Why don't polar bears like fast food?0
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They prefer their meals to be slow food!
How do you invite a polar bear to a party?0
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You just send him a snowball invitation!
Why was the polar bear good at running marathons?0
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He had the best ice-breaking tactics!
What did the polar bear say when it slipped on the ice?0
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Nothing. It just gave a cold shoulder to everyone!
Why did the polar bear bring a snow shovel to the party?0
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In case they needed to break the ice!
How do polar bears keep warm in the winter?0
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By having a paws..itively amazing fur coat!
What did the polar bear say when it got a hole in the ice?0
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Oh, seal boy!
Why don't polar bears ever get lost in the snow?0
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Because they always know the 'polar' direction!
What do polar bears do at a party?0
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They break the ice with their cool moves!
Why did the polar bear refuse dessert?0
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It was trying to stay away from too many 'sugary snacks'!
How do you make a polar bear laugh?0
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You tickle its funny bone.. or maybe a little fish.
Why did the polar bear bring a carrot to the Arctic?0
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It heard that 'carrot' can help with 'ice' sight!
What do you call a polar bear who can't swim?0
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A resident of the 'coastal' region!
What did the polar bear say to the seal?0
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Nice to 'meat' you.. for lunch!